Thursday, January 31, 2013

Save the CATS!

You GUYS! Please, PLEASE do NOT waste another moment! READ THIS:  THIS IS SERIOUS LIVES are at stake!

The worst part? IT IS TRUE! Cats DO kill billions of poor, innocent cute animals every year. We should BAN them immediately! Yup, you got it right... I am calling for CatControl. Action must be taken like, five minutes ago! We must rid our cities and streets of these lethal, crazed animals. Feline lunatics, I tell you!!

What? You think I am insane? Did I have crazy pills for breakfast? No. I am just following suit that when something in our society is linked to lives lost or destruction (or anything "unpredicted"), we just wipe it out. So, according to what much of our government is insisting, we need to get rid of the Kitties! It's not at the hands of the irresponsible people who own these murderous four legged weapons who recklessly let them out of the house to feed on small rodent prey...no, let's not look at those individuals as the problem. It is the CATS. The CATS are responsible for the lack of human control (and sanity).

OR....WHAT IF.....Instead of trusting these vicious nine-lifed fur balls to just ANYONE on the street (or the crazy lady who seems to have a serious feline addiction), do you think we should just teach people how to care for their cats in a responsible manner? Keep them indoors, where they are safe and out of harms way? Don't let them run rampant through the alleys, searching for mice and other small rodents? How about we encourage responsible ownership over these cats? Maybe make it a little more strict to obtain a cat, instead of just banning all cats for EVERYONE...? *Some cats will still be permitted. If you're a law maker/senator/congressman/President, etc... YOU still get to have Cats in your house. You make the rules, and you need to have cats so you can stay in reign and keep the rodents away.* 

I mean, what if one day, the rats and mice join forces and try to overrun the people?! And we  have no cats to serve as protection to save our lives...and liberty? then what happens? I will tell you what will happen...RATS will run our great nation! (bigger rats than we have now, believe it or not!) They will take over!! We have no means of keeping these pesky rodents under control once our cats are gone. The only people who will be exempt from this attack are the people who still have cats protecting them and their families. The law makers, the President...why do they still get to have protection from the rats, when we, the people who make up this nation, are not granted the same protection and rights!? It's my belief that these rats and mice (and the like) are held at bay because they know there ARE cats on the prowl. As long as there are cats, these rabid, disease-carrying rodents will remain in the sewers and alleys, where they belong. And once other countries know we no longer have our cats to keep us rodent-free, they too will send their rats to invade and destroy us!

Does anyone get what I am saying? Anyone see how crazy it is to just take something away, from everyone, just because some people don't know how to manage themselves and their belongings in a responsible manner? Taking one thing away from everyone will not solve the problems. Violating the Second Amendment will not prevent wacky people from hurting others. Has anyone seen "Speed," with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves? What was the threatening "weapon" in this seemingly outrageous movie? A bomb-carrying BUS! Yes, a BUS, even one that is not armed with a bomb, can be used as a lethal weapon and harm and kill just as many people as a gun. and maybe more! My heart definitely breaks for ALL victims of senseless shooting at office buildings, stores, schools, etc... but it's only at the fault of the mentally ill people who STEAL the guns (just as they can STEAL a bus, make explosives with household items, etc). For every nutso who gains access to a gun, there are dozens of SANE and RESPONSIBLE people who would never, ever dream of playing ANY role in harming another person. So why punish them? Why punish the good, for the small percentage of evil?

And if "we the People" cannot have guns, then why would the President's secret service still get to have guns? Why would his family be allowed to be protected by armed forces, when WE are not granted the same?? Is his family more important than ours? 

It seems to me that since "Gun Control" has become such a hot topic (Sandy Hook shooting) in the media, they've been reporting many more gun-related assaults and deaths. People, think about it! Mentally unstable people harm and kill innocent people every day by stabbing them, running them over with cars, baseball bats, torture, you name it! Why are THOSE crimes not reported?? Because the liberal, one-sided media wants to SCARE the public into thinking guns are bad, for everyone. Please don't be one of those mindless zombies! THINK FOR YOURSELF. Do some research! Apply your critical thinking skills. Taking away guns is not the answer. All it will do is shift the resources for the mentally-ill individuals who want to harm others. Instead of a gun, they will make bombs. they will burn down buildings. they will FIND a WAY to carry out the destruction they want to cause. Just think about it.

On another, less ranty-note, I would like to send a shout out to the hottest couple in town on this sweaty day (it's currently NEGATIVE 1 degree fahrenheit outside. no joke)...

Happy ONE MONTHIVERSAY to Rick and Jill Hardesty!


Congrats on your first month of BLISSFUL marriage!




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